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Bill Maher

The Official Bill Maher Twitter

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Joined on 29 January, 2009

http://www.billmaher.com/

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Join me by donating to @BestFriends to help save homeless pets. Your unwavering devotion means the world to the animals! Every donation is matched, so donations will go twice as far. Together, let's #SaveThemAll: .

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Replying to @projectchimps: It's #GivingTuesday! DOUBLE your donation today!

$25 becomes $50 which keeps our pantry stocked in juice.
$100 gift bec…

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It's #GivingTuesday! DOUBLE your donation today!

$25 becomes $50 which keeps our pantry stocked in juice.
$100 gift becomes $200 which allows us to train for welfare checks.
$500 gift becomes $1,000 which will support medical care for next year.

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Happy TG everybody! Have a good one, and remember, before this year, all you did was bitch about how TG was a gluttonous shit with ppl you could barely stand, Uncle Jerry ranting about stolen elections, etc - so this year give thanks you can stay home in your pajamas!

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Replying to @billmaher: This year, just celebrate Thanksgiving. Don't try to "win" it. And never forget the single shining truth about democracy; it…

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Replying to @RealTimers: Thank you, to the folks at home, for letting us do what we do – keep both sides honest, in good times and bad. https://t.co…

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Thank you, to the folks at home, for letting us do what we do – keep both sides honest, in good times and bad.

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The challenge for us is, how do you get people out of a cult? When you're fighting a cult you're not just fighting the leaders, but all the enablers who see you as an enemy. “Hate the cult, love the cultist.” #TrumpCult

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Historians will have come up with a name for this period of our history. We had the Great Recession, followed by an economic expansion and from now on, I'm going to be referring to this period in history as #TheFucking.

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Replying to @RealTimers: #StartTheClock! The season finale of #RealTime with @BillMaher, feat. @MichaelEDyson, @AlexWagner + @JMeacham begins now on…

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#StartTheClock! The season finale of #RealTime with @BillMaher, feat. @MichaelEDyson, @AlexWagner + @JMeacham begins now on @HBO.

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Replying to @RealTimers: FRIDAY: It's the #RealTime with @BillMaher SEASON FINALE feat. @MichaelEDyson, @alexwagner + @jmeacham!

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FRIDAY: It's the #RealTime with @BillMaher SEASON FINALE feat. @MichaelEDyson, @alexwagner + @jmeacham!

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Quoted @RealTimers

On Friday, @BillMaher credited officials like Chris Krebs (@C_C_Krebs) of the Cybersecurity & Infrastructure Security Agency (@CISAgov) for making this election "the most secure in American history."

Today, Krebs was fired by @realDonaldTrump.

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Replying to @RealTimers: Joe Biden and Kamala Harris weren't the only winners on Election Day. Watch @BillMaher report on some of the state ballot m…

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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris weren't the only winners on Election Day. Watch @BillMaher report on some of the state ballot measures approved by voters:

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It’s tricky to follow but Trump’s case seems to be, “If you don’t count all those votes for Biden, I win in a landslide.”

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“This idea of purity and you’re never compromised, and you’re always politically woke and all that stuff — you should get over that quickly.” -
@BarackObama #BlueRipple

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Replying to @RealTimers: #StartTheClock! A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @CaitlinPacific, @maxbrooksauthor + @JennaEllisEsq starts…

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#StartTheClock! A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @CaitlinPacific, @maxbrooksauthor + @JennaEllisEsq starts now on @HBO.

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Replying to @RealTimers: UPDATE: @JennaEllisEsq, @CaitlinPacific + @maxbrooksauthor will now be joining @BillMaher for #RealTime this Friday! https:…

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UPDATE: @JennaEllisEsq, @CaitlinPacific + @maxbrooksauthor will now be joining @BillMaher for #RealTime this Friday!

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Replying to @RealTimers: FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @CaitlinPacific, @maxbrooksauthor + @BorisEP to #RealTime @HBO!

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America has a stalker now; whether Trump is the president or not, he's OJ, and he does not like seeing America driving around with Ron Goldman. #TrumpRallies

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Replying to @RealTimers: Will any Republicans tell @realDonaldTrump that he lost? #Election2020

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Will any Republicans tell @realDonaldTrump that he lost? #Election2020

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If there’s one thing America needs right now, it’s a symbol of reconciliation between red and blue America. #Election2020

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A pundit on @FoxNews this morning said Trump “may have the greatest moment of his career bringing us together” in his concession speech. Really? Because I’m picturing something more like the end of Scarface.
#WhinyLittleBitch

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This year, just celebrate Thanksgiving. Don't try to "win" it. And never forget the single shining truth about democracy; it means sharing a country with assholes you can't stand.

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