Potential 2024 United States Senate candidate for Missouri...idk, we’ll see.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined on 18 April, 2009
Quoted @CharlotteLRuff
Today in a meeting with a colleague in the US the discussion came round to prawn cocktail flavour crisps... I’ve never seen somebody so grossed out by a crisp flavour... I didn’t even get to Worcestershire Sauce flavour! 😂😂😂
It was me. UK snack foods are weird.
This is an outsider’s opinion, but I’m now completely baffled by how people treat Gavin Newsom.
You hate him for shutting things down, you hate him for opening things back up. Pick one.
I can’t stand him because he was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle, but we all make mistakes.
The box office/HBO Max
I’m incorporating five different Monty Python references into my Monday meetings for no particular reason whatsoever.
Quoted @atrupar
Bernie on becoming a meme: "Not only are we having fun, what we're doing here in Vermont is we're [selling shirts to raise money for] programs like Meals on Wheels that feed low income senior citizens, so it turns out actually to be a good thing and not only a fun thing."
![Bernie on becoming a meme: "Not only are we having fun, what we're doing here in Vermont is we're [selling shirts to raise money for] programs like Meals on Wheels that feed low income senior citizens, so it turns out actually to be a good thing and not only a fun thing."](https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1353358448986116096/pu/img/4E_QszpZEf0K1ZEz.jpg)
Government working for us, by us.
Late enough to the party that people are well within their right to ask why I bothered showing up at all, but...
Enola Holmes is absolutely delightful. Well done @netflix and everyone involved.
Watching the @SchittsCreek documentary and I’m both surprised and completely unsurprised at how down to earth and authentic these incredible people are.
Yeah he is. 💪 #NFCChampionship
On Monday I’m taking a COVID test and two weeks after that I’m flying to Missouri. First time home in a few years and I’m looking forward to some toasted ravioli.
If you don’t know what that is I’m sorry you’ve been deprived for your entire life.
Quoted @tedcruz
They’re all dead. So I think we’re good. And Walt Disney was a Republican.
Even though you behave online like a Marxist with Tourette’s (screaming “F U! F U!” is really, really clever), your movies are typically pretty funny.
I’m sure you hate that I enjoy them.
Keep his name out of your mouth.
Hi new followers 👋 I’m Matt.
- 80s kid born in the 90s
- seasoned social media manager
- just celebrated a year in LA
- always looking for restaurant recos
- recovering theme park addict
- big fan of learning from others
- master of nonsense and the occasional hot take.
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