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KartoonistKelly

Kelly

The Cartoonist America Turns To (TM). New book collection available NOW! Be a patriot and BUY IT.

U.S. of A.

Joined on 16 April, 2010

https://www.facebook.com/KartoonistKelly/

  • 75 Tweets
  • 16k Followers
  • 4 Following

Replying to @stevethefirst: @KartoonistKelly I got my Kelly shirt a few weeks ago. Can’t wait to wear it and show my allegiance to all the other “Si…

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Replying to @gains_tweets: Haha.... yes!

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Quoted @squorch

Attn @edsbs

Yes, step up, @edsbs and purchase now. What are you waiting for anyway? My best, Kelly

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Quoted @KartoonistKelly

If you know a Sicko, do your duty and get them the shirt that will alert the rest of us.
On sale now at "The Onion Store." My best, Kelly

Haha.... yes!

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Replying to @xxxxxxx: kudos to @KartoonistKelly for using his platform to stand up to the anti-smoking propaganda machine

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@KartoonistKelly I got my Kelly shirt a few weeks ago. Can’t wait to wear it and show my allegiance to all the other “Sickos” out there.

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Replying to @KenLayne: Was thinking I should get a T-shirt for the war & there are now *two* HA HA HA YES! / SICKOS designs. …

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Replying to @TheEagle3030: @KartoonistKelly @TheOnion Sir, this brought tears to my eyes. Beautiful. Though I think you forgot to include bottles la…

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Quoted @KartoonistKelly

Bambosomboozled. My latest: via @theonion

Replying to @Zajajaja: Can he ever miss? Sources say "No."

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Replying to @wdalehouston: @KartoonistKelly @TheOnion Genius. As always. No other cartoonist is willing to tell the truth.

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Quoted @XydexxUnicorn

Draw your fursona wearing this.

I have no idea what this could possibly mean, but if it moves some product I'm happy to "retweet" it. My best, Kelly

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Replying to @xionxang: I love this
gibw shirt

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Quoted @ItsOasus

I think @ChilledChaos needs to get this for some of his friends. ;3

I agree. My best, Kelly

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I love this
gibw shirt

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@KartoonistKelly @TheOnion Genius. As always. No other cartoonist is willing to tell the truth.

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Can he ever miss? Sources say "No."

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@KartoonistKelly @TheOnion Sir, this brought tears to my eyes. Beautiful. Though I think you forgot to include bottles labeled "OPIATE PILLS."

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May you soar from America's airwaves to the pearly gates on Eagle's wings, good sir. My latest: via @theonion

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Was thinking I should get a T-shirt for the war & there are now *two* HA HA HA YES! / SICKOS designs.

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kudos to @KartoonistKelly for using his platform to stand up to the anti-smoking propaganda machine

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Replying to @carolinefiend: I have never wanted a shirt more in my life

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Replying to @EyesOnTheRight: "YES...HA HA HA...YES!"

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Replying to @CrazyForHummus: @KartoonistKelly @gr8galactic What about an officially licensed PT Cruiser

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Replying to @RayVallese: @KartoonistKelly As the Kelly empire expands, please consider representation for Idiot-Americans.

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@KartoonistKelly As the Kelly empire expands, please consider representation for Idiot-Americans.

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@KartoonistKelly @gr8galactic What about an officially licensed PT Cruiser

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"YES...HA HA HA...YES!"

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I have never wanted a shirt more in my life

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