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Byoussef

Bassem Youssef

political satirist,vegan,documentary :tickling Giants,book: revolution for dummies instagram: https://t.co/mtJB6E7ZZb official facebook below

Los Angeles, CA

Joined on 7 March, 2011

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توضيح لابد منه

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توضيح لا بد منه بخصوص الصور المنتشرة

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Replying to @bengleib: Great news. Now that he lost, trump has no control over any of us anymore. Aside from making sure he leaves office, (and of c…

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Quoted @thehill

Sen. Tom Cotton: "Just today for instance The New York Times called the [Pilgrims'] story a myth and a caricature. In the Food Section, no less. Maybe the politically correct editors of the debunked 1619 Project are now responsible for pumpkin pie recipes at the Times as well."

Replying to @MazJobrani: Yes Tom, white history is always right and America never did anything wrong to anyone! With low quality thinking like this…

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Great news. Now that he lost, trump has no control over any of us anymore. Aside from making sure he leaves office, (and of course then prosecuting him to the fullest extent of the law), we can and must totally ignore him from now on. I’m not even tweeting this.

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Yes Tom, white history is always right and America never did anything wrong to anyone! With low quality thinking like this maybe you should change your name to Tom Polyester.

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Replying to @jayblackisfunny: The likes on my tweets are disappearing.

Hey @DonaldJTrumpJr, should I do what adults do and assume there’s a technic…

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Replying to @Richard_Schiff: Trump concession.

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Replying to @SteveHofstetter: The evidence of election fraud that Donald Trump keeps saying he has must be in his tax returns or in his health care…

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The likes on my tweets are disappearing.

Hey @DonaldJTrumpJr, should I do what adults do and assume there’s a technical issue or should I follow your lead and blow a few rails then make an Instagram video about a Twitter conspiracy to “crush my algorithms?”

Please advise.

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Trump concession.

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The evidence of election fraud that Donald Trump keeps saying he has must be in his tax returns or in his health care plan. Because he’s not showing those to us either.

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Replying to @BennyAce: Rudy is asking for $21k per day from Trump.

He'll settle for a pardon and a lap dance.

And Trump will still stiff him.

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Replying to @rmayemsinger: Okay but did we for sure win the war on Christmas, or is that being challenged in endless court cases too?

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Rudy is asking for $21k per day from Trump.

He'll settle for a pardon and a lap dance.

And Trump will still stiff him.

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Okay but did we for sure win the war on Christmas, or is that being challenged in endless court cases too?

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Replying to @SteveHofstetter: Raise your hand if you are excited to see Trump dragged out of the Oval Office in handcuffs in 64 days ✋

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Replying to @justjarret: Looking at Mitch McConnell, you will never be able to convince me that he didn't die 10 years ago and his body is filled to…

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Raise your hand if you are excited to see Trump dragged out of the Oval Office in handcuffs in 64 days ✋

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Quoted @SteveHofstetter

Donald & Rudy just lost their 25TH court case. At first glance, I thought Trump suing all these states where Biden clearly won was a waste of everyone's time, but on 25th glance, I'm really, really enjoying it.

So good to see him lose again and again

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Replying to @ZackBornstein: I still don’t understand how COVID is worse than ever after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretendi…

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Quoted @rgoodlaw

So this just happened.

Sen. Lindsey Graham tells reporters he's also spoken to Secretary of State of Arizona (and Nevada). To normalize the idea of these communications?

Secretary of State of Arizona immediately responds that Graham's statement is false.👇

Replying to @brguest20: This is what you call a Fraudian Slip.

#LindseyGrahamResign
#LindsayGraham

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Replying to @myqkaplan: “let’s try and make it so that everyone has everything they need”

“but isn’t that unfair to the people who ALREADY have eve…

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This is what you call a Fraudian Slip.

#LindseyGrahamResign
#LindsayGraham

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“let’s try and make it so that everyone has everything they need”

“but isn’t that unfair to the people who ALREADY have everything they need?”

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I still don’t understand how COVID is worse than ever after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

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Announcing new shows at the Addison Improve in Dallas Texas during Thanksgiving weekend . For tickets check this link

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Don’t know who made this but it’s brilliant

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Quoted @realDonaldTrump

STOCK MARKET UP BIG, VACCINE COMING SOON. REPORT 90% EFFECTIVE. SUCH GREAT NEWS!

YOU . ARE . NOT . PRESIDENT. ANYMORE

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Looking at Mitch McConnell, you will never be able to convince me that he didn't die 10 years ago and his body is filled to the brim with rats who operate him like a Jaeger from Pacific Rim.

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