Huge thanks to toy companies for allowing parents to assemble your product ourselves. And huge thanks to hell for accepting me into your warm embrace.

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@RH201ST Profile picture David Godin

@RH201ST

 4 weeks ago

@PdxAlia @VancityReynolds One year Santa drank one too many fortified egg nogs and many stickers were placed upside down.

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@allkimstweets Profile picture Kim Hughes

@allkimstweets

 4 weeks ago

@TarahRigby @VancityReynolds Pandemic social distancing is an awesome leveller

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@lookatthesparks @VancityReynolds Impressive. Most people with spare parts left over never figure out how to attach them.

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@lookatthesparks Profile picture Courtney

@lookatthesparks

 4 weeks ago

@VancityReynolds I had to put this together myself, and that was hard enough 😅

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@VancityReynolds What you can’t pay for someone to assemble them for you? And here I was thinking you were big time 🤣

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@ewhitcher Profile picture ElyseClaire

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 4 weeks ago

@VancityReynolds 3 worst words a parent can here: "Some assembly required".

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@shanaynay_inge Profile picture shay✨

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 4 weeks ago

@VancityReynolds Merry Christmas!

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@VancityReynolds Toy Companies response...

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Asher stop lying to Liv 🥺 UGH! #AllAmerican

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So we're lying. Got it, Asher. #AllAmerican

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These tweets are giving me lifeeee😭 #AllAmerican

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i’m loving olivias hair this season #AllAmerican

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omg asher is such a liar HE NEEDS TO GO #AllAmerican

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Asher and his lies #AllAmerican

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how does olivia know vanessa i’m lost #AllAmerican

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Damn Asher just lied that fast lmaooooo #AllAmerican

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