@TheOnion Profile picture The Onion

@TheOnion

 1 month ago
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

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@TheChowderhead @TheOnion Right up there with

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@Krylo_o Profile picture Emperor of Tahiti

@Krylo_o

 1 month ago
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@stevorighthere @TheOnion Remains the classic

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@DanielTheTEMP Profile picture Daniel

@DanielTheTEMP

 1 month ago

@TheOnion Lmk if you get an answer for this

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@TheOnion I couldn’t hear you over the sucking sounds.

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@TheChowderhead

 1 month ago

@TheOnion One of the all-time greats. 🙏🙏

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@JpBritches

 1 month ago

@TheOnion I laughed out loud when I read the original..

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@vecede Profile picture V.C.D.

@vecede

 1 month ago

@TheOnion legend

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That’s what “Justice” is... the application of the rule of law without fear or favour, affection. How is this even a discussion? #TrumpTreason #ArrestTraitorsNow #TrumpSeriesFinale #TrumpInsurrection #TraitorTrump

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Of course they are. That's not news, it's just another day at the office for Donald Trump &Co. #TrumpSeriesFinale

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I also believe it would only be right to let James Woods play his old role from Casino.
The scene where he gets his ass beat should be an extended,director’s cut version.

#TrumpSeriesFinale

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#TrumpSeriesFinale
#JoshHawley 's new book, "MY STRUGGLE", is out ...

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I am really disappointed. Is anyone else? #TrumpSeriesFinale

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