@TheOnion Profile picture The Onion

@TheOnion

 1 month ago
FDA Delays Emergency Vaccine Approval Until They Finish Evaluating New Bagged Salad Kit

FDA Delays Emergency Vaccine Approval Until They Finish Evaluating New Bagged Salad Kit

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@kieran__57 Profile picture kieran57

@kieran__57

 1 month ago

@TheOnion I mean... bagged salads are way more dangerous than vaccines....

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@TheOnion "Holy Crap, there are croutons in here. You know how much of choking hazard croutons are?"

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@creepo132 Profile picture frank

@creepo132

 1 month ago

@TheOnion I thought that was bald obama-

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@Neilj32 Profile picture Neil Goldberg

@Neilj32

 1 month ago

@TheOnion Good job FDA, shouldn't let the vaccine cut in line, that just wouldn't be fair.

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@TheOnion Do u guys follow me around

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@TheOnion what the hell? I thought you were supposed to post satire, not real actual news!!!! WHAT

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@adamrbloom Profile picture Adam Bloom

@adamrbloom

 1 month ago

@TheOnion ROMAINE-19 could have been contained early

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@TheOnion Inject that arugala and vinagrette.

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@MoeLykit Profile picture Moe Lykit

@MoeLykit

 1 month ago

@TheOnion This Image shows an example of the General Size of Super Carrots currently being developed for this project.

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Trump dies alone in prison, broke and despised.
Melania marries Rupert Murdoch.
Ivanka does adult web cams.
Jared debases himself at steam room glory holes.
Eric Trump works at a car wash.
Don Jr. and Guilfoyle are permanent residents in rehab

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Which prison will #TraitorTrump be frogmarched to in the #TrumpSeriesFinale?

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#TrumpSeriesFinale Man all these morons who were shocked when Trump won in 2016 cause they were in their stupid bubble are going to have a coronary when Trump is sworn in if not already lmao! Wouldn't miss it for the world.

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#TrumpSeriesFinale
Prison bunkmates with the My Pillow guy.

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This has got to be the ending of the #TrumpSeriesFinale

Hopefully itโ€™ll be on Netflix so they can show the jail scene when he becomes somebodyโ€™s bitch๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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