@TheOnion Profile picture The Onion

@TheOnion

 1 month ago
Panhandler Really Appreciates It When People Make A Big Show Out Of Patting All Their Pockets

Panhandler Really Appreciates It When People Make A Big Show Out Of Patting All Their Pockets

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@LVIsle Profile picture Isle

@LVIsle

 1 month ago

@TheOnion I always give money to panhandlers. The appreciation they show is way more than I ever get from my family. That is all the reason I need.

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@geo77ge Profile picture geoꨄ︎ꨄ︎ge

@geo77ge

 1 month ago
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@TheOnion "and the oscar for best 'i'm the worst at showing i care the least' goes to..."

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@TheOnion Just goes to show ya that even the working are poor.

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@amicustard @TheOnion That's a good tweet

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@daankeykaang Profile picture Danielle

@daankeykaang

 1 month ago

@TheOnion Oooh, what about when we do anything possible to avoid eye contact??

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@girgy2 Profile picture gregory's art

@girgy2

 1 month ago

@TheOnion lol....but TRUE!! It's a sad attempt.

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@TheOnion Twas a fun time

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@KapriONyt Profile picture Kapri

@KapriONyt

 1 month ago

@TheOnion I love the onion, never chosen a side, just in it for the laughs. Thank you onion

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