@TheOnion Profile picture The Onion

@TheOnion

 1 month ago
New Report Finds Computers Actually Outpaced Human Intelligence Back With Commodore 64

New Report Finds Computers Actually Outpaced Human Intelligence Back With Commodore 64

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@TanMatt4 @TheOnion Lapped...

...and mesmerized.

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@macodiseas Profile picture J. Macodiseas

@macodiseas

 1 month ago

@NelsonCanino @TheOnion It has the calculated neural capacity of an ant. Both calculations are wrong: one, because natural neurons are more complicated than what we simulate (multiple neurotransmitters, non-linear interactions of impulses, rewiring). The other, because we don't need to emulate neurons.

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@twoGreen420 Profile picture TacoDealer420

@twoGreen420

 1 month ago

@TheOnion Isn’t that commodore as smart as a roach ?

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@TheOnion We got lapped when Pong hit.

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@TheOnion probably true

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@BillJitsu Profile picture Bill

@BillJitsu

 1 month ago
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@lilerq74 Profile picture Tony Erquiaga

@lilerq74

 1 month ago

@TheOnion I still remember mine

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@TheOnion No shit. My central processor has been operating on 1976 technology for the past 44 years.

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@ItsJamesTroia Profile picture JamesTroia

@ItsJamesTroia

 1 month ago

@TheOnion *Trump suppprters intelligence. There, fixed it for you.

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@TheOnion I mean, I never made it to Oregon :(

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How can this match end with draw after all the hype... Man utd are top of league, we'll not hear word 🥱🥱
#LIVMUN

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Allison You Fcuking Hell!!😤
Our Attack Disappointed Us Again!!!!😐
Lindelof Maggie Shaw Really Played Well!🔥
@paulpogba Please Stay With Us For Another Year!!🙏🏻❤️
@ManUtd
#LIVMUN

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At this rate, we need worst man of the match recognition.
#LIVMUN

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ملخص مباراة ليفربول ومانشستر يونايتد 0-0 تعليق رؤوف خليف #TV7SP #LIVMUN

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If @LukeShaw23 ain’t at the Euros for England.

Then Gareth (Gary) needs to have rethink about life in the hot seat for @England

Outstanding for weeks on end! #LIVMUN #shaw #salahpocket

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Τόσος κόπος για να περάσει αυτός πρώτος 🤢🤢
#LIVMUN

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United had no midfield and Liverpool couldn't kick snow off a rope. Honestly, if you gave them a rope, put snow on it, and asked them to kick it off, they couldn't #LIVMUN

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Bruno is tired 😔 #LIVMUN #IYKWIM

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