Insatiable Jeff Bezos Launches New E-Commerce Site ‘Bezylon’ To Undercut Amazon
@TheOnion Bezylon Prime would sound like Transformers character
@TheOnion Lol read the headline before seeing it was the onion. I was very confused for a sec. Lol
@TheOnion @HackinTimSeeley I can't wait for him to branch out into webmail services, so they "can better understand their customers by mining the metadata of communications."
EmBezylon has a nice ring to it...
@TheOnion Who is old enough to remember when Amazon only sold books?
@TheOnion This sounds like a name referenced in the Bible
@TheOnion Bezylon Prime is going to be unwatchable.