@unlimitedbanter

@TheOnion Bezylon Prime would sound like Transformers character

@YONATAN_WT

@CriticalBlast @TheOnion @HackinTimSeeley Didn’t they just start doing that? Amazon Web Services

@MySheroniak

@TheOnion Lol read the headline before seeing it was the onion. I was very confused for a sec. Lol

@CriticalBlast

@TheOnion @HackinTimSeeley I can't wait for him to branch out into webmail services, so they "can better understand their customers by mining the metadata of communications."

EmBezylon has a nice ring to it...

@BittsDaddy

@TheOnion Who is old enough to remember when Amazon only sold books?

@EMPJohnCNewman

@TheOnion This sounds like a name referenced in the Bible

@ItsPersonable

@TheOnion Delivering cornered!

@zerospud

@TheOnion Best CON TENT

@ExactTrashOnly

@TheOnion I told ya'll, smh

@RobertEDean

@TheOnion Bezylon Prime is going to be unwatchable.

@ExactTrashOnly

Don’t come crying to me in a few years when Jeff Bezos is twelve feet tall and you can’t afford CGI to feed your kids

I warned you people