@TheOnion Profile picture The Onion

@TheOnion

 1 month ago
Insatiable Jeff Bezos Launches New E-Commerce Site ‘Bezylon’ To Undercut Amazon

Insatiable Jeff Bezos Launches New E-Commerce Site ‘Bezylon’ To Undercut Amazon

 1,835  23  101  Download

Replies

@TheOnion Bezylon Prime would sound like Transformers character

 0  0  0
@YONATAN_WT Profile picture Yonatan WT

@YONATAN_WT

 1 month ago

@CriticalBlast @TheOnion @HackinTimSeeley Didn’t they just start doing that? Amazon Web Services

 2  0  1
@MySheroniak Profile picture Alex

@MySheroniak

 1 month ago

@TheOnion Lol read the headline before seeing it was the onion. I was very confused for a sec. Lol

 3  0  0

@TheOnion @HackinTimSeeley I can't wait for him to branch out into webmail services, so they "can better understand their customers by mining the metadata of communications."

EmBezylon has a nice ring to it...

 6  1  0
@BittsDaddy Profile picture Daddy Bitts

@BittsDaddy

 1 month ago

@TheOnion Who is old enough to remember when Amazon only sold books?

 16  0  0

@TheOnion This sounds like a name referenced in the Bible

 13  0  0

@TheOnion Delivering cornered!

 1  0  1
@zerospud Profile picture zerospud

@zerospud

 1 month ago

@TheOnion Best CON TENT

 1  0  0

@TheOnion I told ya'll, smh

 1  0  0

@TheOnion Bezylon Prime is going to be unwatchable.

 2  0  0

Don’t come crying to me in a few years when Jeff Bezos is twelve feet tall and you can’t afford CGI to feed your kids

I warned you people

 11  1  1

Well that game went exactly as I expected #LIVMUN #PL Liverpool we're lucky to walk away with a point.

 0  0  0

Results versus Performances. #MUFC #GGMU #LIVMUN #OleOut

 0  0  0

Well that was a snoozefest #LIVMUN

 0  0  0

Our front 3 needs a shake up. Sorry but I can't watch Bobby anymore. @LFC Cash in while we can. Everyone's got concerns about our makeshift defence but our biggest problem is we can't score. 3 shots on target in 90mins is poor. #LFC #LIVMUN

 0  0  0

Again... Don't think we need any specific time to tweet this...

#WOODWARDOUT
#GlazersOut

#LIVMUN
#MUFC
#GGMU 🔴🔴

 0  0  0

Manchester United tidak terkalahkan dalam 16 pertandingan tandang terakhir mereka di Liga Premier (W12 D4).

#LIVMUN

 0  0  0

We go Anfield carry 1point comeback. E no too bad. We mooovee.
#LIVMUN

 0  0  0

Tickets cut.... goalless game😜 #LIVMUN

 0  0  0